Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7
If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.
vipirius 18
If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.
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Comments (84)
jrock9093 18
What are friends for well your are to gat smacked in the face sorry op
EpicSquishii 21
**What are friends for? Well yours are to help get you smacked in the face. I'm sorry OP.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Somehow I doubt he made it into the Army, much less into Iraq... He probably made a -7 on the ASVAB.
EpicSquishii 21
He might be dyslexic. You can get into the army even if you're dyslexic and/or have an over-inflated sense of confidence. It might work for him? I don't know.
happyfingers 15
That's kind of a douchebag thing to do but is it really that big a deal? o.O
Beepbeep7 14
You should have slapped her ass back.Her reaction was in no way,shape or form justified.
ecascio2010 9
What is so wrong with ****?
utrax 23
You need to teach your room-mate a lesson. He shouldn't **** with that.
itsbrandoyo 12
She sounds like an uptight pride anyway
Ashley868 10
Time for a new password and a girlfriend. If she gets physically violent over ****, I imagine she'd be worse for something serious. She didn't even give you the chance to explain.
Alicestraza 33
I doubt she was freaked by the **** itself, but it'd be really weird and uncomfortable going to a new partners home and having that so casually on display. Probably a bit too early in the relationship for her to see that. The slapping however is strange and unjustified.
150493x 29
Don't personally see anything wrong with ****. Everyone has their fantasies but if someone finds it offensive then that should be respected.
ifavela89 13
I don't think shes coming back