Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7
If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.
vipirius 18
If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.
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Comments (84)
B00K_L0V3R93 31
FYL You roommate is an ass, but your girlfriend sounds like a prude and she obviously majorly overreacted. Maybe explain it to her or maybe it was a good thing?
TexasBitch 13
It's just ****. The fact that she slapped you because she thought you were watching **** is absurd.
LissaMccracken 23
Yeah... "your friend" ;) Don't be ashamed of your **** watching needs. We're all friends here!
sweetbliss3 37
why can women watch **** and it's fine, but when men do it's perverted or whichever. probably better it happened now than later. not saying it's fine what your roommate did, but better to find out now. Seems really uptight.
ABillOnFire 15
he did you a favour from the looks of it
SarahBearah1995 11
If she freaks out about ****, I can't imagine she's much fun in the bedroom! You may be better off anyways! Plus, slapping is never ok. :)
annihil8or 15
Learn to lock your computer, dumbass!
Jessssuhh 17
Yea no, unless you're saving yourself for marriage (Which I doubt) then you don't want to be dating a girl who is either dishonest with herself or holds that level of double standard. Date a woman, not a girl.
Coccinelle_fml 15
I don't get why so many girls freak out over their boyfriends watching ****. Listen up closely: guys do that and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Just think that if he wasn't watching ****, he'd probably be cheating on his girlfriend somewhere. If he doesn't cheat on you and treats you like a princess, then let him have his ****!
Merylwen 24
To a lot of people, masturbating while looking at other people is a form of cheating. And regarding your statement: not all men have such low morals and standards, so no need for you to say such sexist things as "all guys do that".
nichollelovins 18
thats why they make this thing called a "password" for everything. you use it to make sure ignorant people dont get on there and get personal information... wow! so smart! dont ya think? [ LOL! ] i hate ignorant people! > _ < > _ < >__< >_< > - <