FML : Today, I was told to put away the new toilet paper rolls. I reached in the package only for my hand to get wet, and then noticed the yellow liquid at the...

Today, I was told to put away the new toilet paper rolls. I reached in the package only for my hand to get wet, and then noticed the yellow liquid at the bottom. My cat used it as a litter box. At least, I hope it was my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 August 2017 20:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7531974 - Sunday 20 August 2017 20:40

What or whose bodily fluid could it be where your cat’s piss is the best-case scenario?

By davecross | 11

#7532186 - Monday 21 August 2017 13:52

Mooooom you need to go buy more toilet paper!!!!

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7531974 - Sunday 20 August 2017 20:40

What or whose bodily fluid could it be where your cat’s piss is the best-case scenario?

By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7532168 - Monday 21 August 2017 12:53

All of your guests hope so, too!

By davecross | 11

#7532186 - Monday 21 August 2017 13:52

Mooooom you need to go buy more toilet paper!!!!

By Cali | 50

#7532575 - Tuesday 22 August 2017 16:31

Who else could it be???

By Talented73 | 53

#7532673 - Tuesday 22 August 2017 21:28

A rat.

By pikapix | 22

#7545376 - Monday 25 September 2017 22:08

If I sees, I pees.

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