Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7
If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.
vipirius 18
If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.
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Comments (84)
icepick23 12
That's hilarious--call your girlfriend & tell her to stop being silly. It's not as though she doesn't also **********. Guys are just more visual, hence the ****.
jodyl1 5
Two reasons YDI: 1 - leaving your computer unsecured 2 - being with a woman who gets that offended at ****. Unless it was something freakish, even she would not exist if someone hadn't been bumpin uglies!
xxmarthvaderxx 5
It's called a password :) use it
fiabear99 3
I don't get why girls make such a big deal over ****. I'm a girl and I wouldn't care.-. But I watch it too.... That's just me though :$
KayleeFrye 39
I'm a girl and I don't see the big deal. Unless it was some kind of freaky, fetish ****. Next time, find a girl who's not a dramatic, hysterical mess. I mean, slapping a guy for watching ****? Come on!
KayleeFrye 39
I don't think it's so much that you should be thrilled that he's watching ****, but it's silly to get mad. As long as he's faithful to you, who cares if he likes to watch a naughty video occasionally?
MisUnFortunate 31
Why would anyone freak out that badly over ****? You dodged a serious bullet there, guy.
alexbuckelew 12
Yeah. "Roommate"
Just1SarahKay 11
In my opinion, If she really has an issue with ****, let Miss Priss go and find yourself a real woman who isn't intimidated by some extra naughty action on screen! What a pain it must be for the guys who have to hide it from their GFs... It's just ****, not cheating with another woman.
0utland 18
Wow... Guess reality hasn't completely reached her head yet. Might as well let her run along.