Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Horrendous website content
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Right place, wrong body
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7
If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.
vipirius 18
If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.
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Its_Shay 10
time for a new roommate and new password mate!
DjSashaRoyal 9
lol you lucked up, She seems a little uptight.
jasmine2301 25
Any person would be taken back by the thought of their significant other looking at ****. I don't see how she's upright.
EpicSquishii 21
That's not true at all. **** isn't threatening to a healthy relationship. It's perfectly normal to fantasize and every guy has a right to look at sexy things when they're masturbating. It's not a betrayal. I don't understand women's logic on this. Yes that girl is pretty, but he's never going to have sex with her, he's just going to look at her. If you're threatened by a girl who has sex with more guys than she can count, for money, and don't think you have a lot more to offer your boyfriend/husband in your relationship than how willing she is to do sexual things on camera, then what you're really insecure about is yourself. Not that hot women having sex makes his dick hard.
DjSashaRoyal 9
Taken back is one thing, but slapping him and leaving is seriously ridiculous. Like she said above its not like he's ever gonna have sex with a pornstar (No offense OP);but he didn't even get the chance to explain before she overreacted.
ashesanddust 8
My opinion on the matter is that watching **** is not cheating. However, watching it involves fantasizing about having sex with someone else. Therefore it's a constant fantasy about cheating. I know a lot of people, boys and girl alike will disagree with this statement. But cheating to me means doing anything intimate with someone besides your partner. And so if you have to get yourself off by imagining you're having sex with those people then I don't think you're happy in your relationship. I think that you chose to be with that one person, so you should be with them.
queerdragon 20
It is not cheating to imagine having sex with someone else. It is only a problem when it comes between the two people. Such as, thinking about a **** star while you are sleeping with your husband, spending time masturbating instead of with your wife, comparing your girlfriend to a **** star... etc.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
No, if I whack Lil Jimmy to Kelly Divine that has nothing to do with my girlfriend. It just means I'm very horny and she is not around.
ashesanddust 8
I never said it was cheating. That was my first sentence actually. I said it's only FANTASIZING about cheating. Unless you think that having sex with someone isn't cheating which you might. Everyone has their own views. I've just seen it described wayyyy too often that **** is the reason why some many guys don't physically cheat. If **** is what's stopping you from cheating then I think there is a problem. Lol of course I do think this girl over reacted to the situation.
ashesanddust 8
someone besides your partner
SparksTheSadie 18
Time for passwords. Seriously, YDI, what kind of idiot doesn't use a password on their computer, specially with idiotic roommates?
FMLkoala 28
He never said he didn't have a password. His roommate could of learnt it.
ni0ve 9
men watch ****. women watch ****. so what.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Men watch women watching ****! I like hiding in trees when I do that. I finish on their window and run away giggling like a little girl. They never know! It's fail proof! They usually think a bird just shit on their window. Woohoo for creepy dudes in trees watching women watching ****!
starile 20
Woohoo for dudes whacking off to reading about creepy dudes in trees watching women watching ****! *splat* ...What the hell just hit my window?
joopjoop 19
125 I read your username as "sterile" at first. it seems to fit with this convo about window splats...
Parkour_rocks 20
#46,#125 you guys are awesome. I laughed at that more than any FML's I can think of
every1luvsboners 11
You don't want to date a chick that's not into **** anyways; he saved you a headache. You should be thanking him and have him give you a reach-around for the slap you received.
Ilikeurfmls 13
I don't get why people freak out about their boyfriend/girlfriend watching ****.
ashesanddust 8
It's one thing if both parties understand and are okay with it. Then there's a mutual acceptance. But if watching **** or anything really hurts your significant other then I believe that it's something that is not correct to do. If you love someone, you want to make them happy, not hurt them.
Alicestraza 33
There are tons of reasons. Insecurity, religion, moral objections, general discomfort etc. Never mind things like **** addiction and the like. And some people just plain dislike it.
SWC_Penguin 17
And if your significant other was uncomfortable with you drinking water would you say that's reasonable? Or perhaps say that they don't get to decide that for you?
Alicestraza 33
#66 it's just a sexual boundary. If you can't respect a partners sexual boundaries then find a new one or work out a compromise. Water is essential to live, **** is not.
ashesanddust 8
Exactly!!! It is completely about sexual boundaries. Some people are okay with it and that's awesome, great! But if your girlfriend/boyfriend is not okay with then I think there's some reasoning behind it. I for one personally view it as fantasizing about sleeping with someone else. You're not actually cheating, but you're imagining it to get yourself off. Again, my personal view and people have others.
SWC_Penguin 17
If I told my wife to stop reading her romance novels I would be a monster. That's not an opinion...it's a fact that that would make me a terrible person. You can't convince me that it would be ok.
Alicestraza 33
You're going to get a lot of down votes for being a "prude" and "uptight", but I'm somewhat of the same mind. It's literally just a boundary that should be set early in the relationship, but apparently people aren't okay with others sexual boundaries if it clashes with their own view, even if it doesn't affect them.
ashesanddust 8
I've read the whole controversy on women reading romance novels too. And while I get it is in a way a type of **** it differs in that it's not real people that they're watching in there heads. I don't read them either and I guess it depends on the woman, but I'm sure it's easier to visualize your husband as the person in the moment. If you're watching it with live people it's hard to sub them in, let alone you wanting to sub them in. But I still think if it makes you unhappy then you have a right to let your wife know. It doesn't make you a monster.
ashesanddust 8
Yeah I know I'm a minority on this subject. But I have no problem with people watching ****. They can watch it all the time if it doesn't affect me :p I just think people should be more understanding on why some people DON'T want their significant other to watch ****. It's something two people should agree upon.
SWC_Penguin 17
My wife's stories are based on a TV shows so I KNOW she's imagining the specific actor. Nothing wrong with that. What if you told your boyfriend he wasn't allowed to have female friends? I'd call that abusive. Would you call it your right and say it's none of my business? No ****, no romance novels, no friends ... I see all 3 of those things as exactly the same thing: Abusive controlling behavior.
Alicestraza 33
My bf told me that my reading of erotica made him uncomfortable. I stopped because it was worth the compromise. It doesn't make him a monster and you wouldn't be either. I think forcing your partner to stop or manipulating them into stopping is abuse, however if you're just asking, you're leaving the decision in their hands. Saying "you can't do this or I'll do X" is different than saying "will you consider not doing this anymore" are two different things.
ashesanddust 8
Haha yeah abusive behavior regarding the friends for sure! If your wife is okay with you watching **** then I don't see why you're getting upset! I'm saying that's totally okay. I believe you can be friends with whoever you want. But if your boyfriend doesn't understand why him watching **** makes you unhappy and refuses to even try to understand then I don't see that as a healthy relationship. If people were meant to sleep around then feelings wouldn't exist the way they do nor would STD's.
ashesanddust 8
Yeah and I don't agree on the forcing either. If be needs **** to be happy and it makes you unhappy then you have the right to leave the relationship. I don't believe in ultimatums or forceful behaviour.
SWC_Penguin 17
If you are a vegetarian you get 2 choices: 1: Be ok with being around meat eaters 2: Find and hang out only with other vegetarians That's it. You do NOT get #3: Demand that your friend have to all switch to vegetarianism to make you happy. Make sense? Anyone disagree? Now, swap out '**** watcher' for 'vegetarian.' Same concept. I can't believe that people think option 3 is ok.
Alicestraza 33
Why are you saying demanding? No one should really be demanding anything of their partner. Asking them "hey wanna try out being a vegetarian with me" is a far cry from "if you don't switch to vegetarianism then we can't be friends anymore". Also don't think vegetarianism can be accurately compared with something involving sexual intimacy in a relationship.
ashesanddust 8
All you are doing is showing that you're closed minded to the idea that people have different opinions on ****. In fact it's more like you're demanding that everyone accept **** as there's nothing wrong with it. And for you that's true. But some people have other opinions and that and that's allowed. God forbid someone actually care about what their partner wants and does it for them. By their own choice. I never said you should force someone into it.
SWC_Penguin 17
No, I'm saying that he **** watchers should match up with each other and the non-**** watchers should match up. EITHER side trying to change the other side is wrong. I'm opposed to the forced, controlling, changing. Not to any particular side. And I submit that slapping someone in the face and storming out is not nicely "asking."
Parkour_rocks 20
I think both of you have a point, but I would also like to point out that watching **** does not necessarily mean you're imagining having sex with the person. Guys going to strip clubs aren't imagining having sex with the woman, they're just enjoying the sexiness. So I would disagree with your point about fantasy cheating.
timakinz 21
Omg **** on the first house visit? like everyone knows you have to wait for the third time. Seriously though, bitchslap the roommate.
starile 20
Pass the slaps down the line. Sharing is caring!
smithv171 17
Just text her.. I'm sure she'll should understand. If not, she just overreacted and you'll probably be better off without her :)
NiCeGuY115 14
I feel some good old revenge is in order! I'm sorry to hear about that OP though, hopefully you can try and explain what really happened...
Jezzikah 11
Why did she freak out? Most people watch ****, she probably does to. It's not a huge deal