Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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THEKAISER 4
Es un exito!!!
Meowingtons500 18
Omigod hahahahaha! My Spanish source is a 4 foot tall Colombian, she's not very reliable. XD
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Comments (170)
joeystar95 4
:O hija de la chingada! Lol that sucks op
Meowingtons500 18
Ahahaha! My favorite Spanish phrase.
SirJamin 4
I ****** love you..
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Uh dude no bueno
Heinousness 0
No comprendo, trece. ¿Por que amas OP?
ycrem0n 21
me gusta
sensoon15 7
"Hey mom, my girlfriend is so smart, she speaks Spanish too!"
EduJav321 24
We're Hispanic, its in our nature... At least where I come from
acetheone 8
your mom is a fidiot. that's just plain mean.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Da fuq is a fidiot? Sounds like fideo, which is pasta in Spanish.
l0v3p4in 7
Fidiot: a noun that combines the two words '*******' and 'idiot.' One can use the term in a sentence to describe illiterate, grammatically incompetent dolts such as, "The previous commenter is a fidiot [19]."
DooleyFTW 17
A lot of parents need to learn that unfortunately!
ishanisaboss 9
At least your gf and your mom have something in common.. They both speak spanish
BunBunBabe 8
Ouch! Hope your mom apologized... In Spanish lol. Your moms fault for assuming she wouldn't know Spanish, it's an extremely popular language to learn and very common
VeganVampyre 27
That is so not the point, though! It doesn't matter if she was speaking Spanish or Croatian; knowing a foreign language does NOT make it okay to insult people RIGHT in FRONT of them just because you know they can't understand you! It's cheap and cowardly and just plain bitchy, and no one should do it no matter what the odds are that the person will also know that language and cause it to backfire on you.
TheDrifter 24
I say it's better this way. At least she knows what the op's mother dislikes about her now.