By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Beepbeep7 14

Wow your mother has issues.

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Gearden 8

I think his mom is a bit ovary protective.

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juststephhere 23

That's a whole new level of motherly love!

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KawaiiCupcake 14

Sounds like my your mom choose to breastfeed you. Lol that explains the FML!

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Momma just doesn't want to let her baby boy go.

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perdix 29

"Yeah, but these are the ones he's titty-******* now!"

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, now that the awkward part of the usual introductions are over with...

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User57777 13

How did your girlfriend react to that?

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DWordHead16 19

#24: I think you said "breasts got the best milk" haha but wtf does that even have to do with the FML? I feel like you've been waiting for an FML to mention breasts so you could say that. I keep saying it in my head now for god knows what reason. Lol I should now have "pointless comment of the year" reward.

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Infamous_Tora 12

#24, go home. You are drunk.

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Silvinomiae 20

Is this the discussion thread on the subject true milk contra Soy milk? I would then like to ad my vote on cow-breast milk.

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Enslaved 36

Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.

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richiedbond 16

So he could laugh at men trying to suck on their own nipples. Btw either your picture is tilted 90 degrees to the right or I've had 1 to many beers.

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Silvinomiae 20

I did. I said so. And #62, obviously. #62 said so too. But then again, #62 is apparently drunk and drunk humans tend to confuse genders once in a while.

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