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By I must suck at singing - 18/02/2014 00:14 - United States

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML
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Naule 11
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Id say you nailed it then.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Just don't try it while you're driving. You might pass out and hit someone...

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myheadisBUSy 5
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That sucks! Let's hope that next time he/she says this, its actually for a good reason ;) Seriously though, FYL.

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MrsDruidess 23
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actually its very common for people to interchange singing with sexual sounds. At my old job (apartment company) we couldn't post a noise complaint about sexual sounds so we had to use singing. I have also heard it said in reverse as to not offend people. Telling someone they suck at singing can cause a fight, but embarrass them by commenting at all on their sexual sounds and they will quiet down fast.

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Naule 11
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Id say you nailed it then.

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PenguinForDinner 16
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Seconded! Way to get "Dirrrrrrrrrty" OP! ^^

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gavocado 8
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Those high notes are seriously tough

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PattonGilette2 18

Lll

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Raidriar 14
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No. Just... No.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Just don't try it while you're driving. You might pass out and hit someone...

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MrRazzle 4
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She thought that you got nailed. You thought that you nailed it. I think the nail went missing.

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karlcolt45 19
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you're on your way, nobody got more saw-seeg than Christina

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NoWayLady 13
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Were you trying to "Feel This Moment"?

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ThatInvisibleBoy 7

How loud were you singing for your neighbor to hear? Seriously.

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onlychildFTW 33
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Probably an apartment with thin walls. They are a fairly common place if a low rise building.

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deequu 20
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If you were singing and she had a word with you about being loud, she probably heard you singing. I don't think she thinks you were getting some action.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

What she said implies that that's exactly what she thinks, though...

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