Awkward silence

By daughter in law - 08/11/2016 06:05 - United States

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Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML
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Bobby319 24

Well, it's her fault. She shouldn't have just let herself into your house without prior consent. So don't let it be weird for you.

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extremereviews 26

Stare into her eyes at the table on thanksgiving, assert your dominance

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Bobby319 24

Well, it's her fault. She shouldn't have just let herself into your house without prior consent. So don't let it be weird for you.

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laytea 8

Agreed. Just act natural at Thanksgiving. She should know better than to enter someone's home without at least knocking/ringing the bell before letting herself in.

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coolmike699 26

To be fair, the FML doesn't say whether she had "prior consent" or not. She might come over all the time and not expect to need to knock. Sometimes things are no one's fault, just bad timing.

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mariri9206 32

3, or calling and giving you a heads up that they're coming over.

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_Shake_n_Bake__ 11

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MidnaLink 33

Sometimes, you people have sick, sick minds about MIL's.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Not just MILs, almost everyone. I hate comments like these, and they are on every FML where a couple is caught.

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MidnaLink 33

Yeah, but as not as bad if it weren't a relative.

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extremereviews 26

Stare into her eyes at the table on thanksgiving, assert your dominance

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BestOrginalName 22

Lol. Exactly what your profile pic is doing?

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chirstinap325 21

Did you make eye contact with her? Then it'd be weird. If not, she's got no reason to think you know. Not mamas baby boy anymore lol

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magicdust95 31

Well, she did leave a bag.

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Jenadpantano 7

That sucks, for sure. But on the other hand, if you have the kind of situation where your mother in law can let herself in (and that's normal for you), its your fault. If that's not a normal thing, then its her fault. Just act like nothing happened for Thanksgiving, sex is normal.

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RatedZeus77 4

I don't feel that even if its a normal thing that it's not her fault because it's not like you can prepare for that and I mean they were alone in their own house. Perhaps it should just be that the mother-in-law isn't the bad guy if it's normal.

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dragoongirl90 34

The **** is wrong with her just coming into your house? SHE is the one who should be embarrassed.

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ApplePie1994 27

Booty had her like.

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militarybrat 21

Why would it be awkward? Oh my god you had sex with your husband!

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alaina1104 11

Aka the MIL's son. Sex is normal but that doesn't mean it's not awkward in certain situations.

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RichardPencil 30

Greet her with "Happy Spanksgiving." Offer her some gravy, saying, "Your son made the gravy -- I love his gravy," Tell her she can have the wishbone, you already have the bone you wished for. Then, she'll give you two weeks notice before she comes over and she'll be in a hazmat suit.

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talal_icon 19

this is just amazing!

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ClairvoyantVamp 19

I want to like this comment but right now it's at 69

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