By daughter in law - 08/11/2016 06:05 - United States
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Well, it's her fault. She shouldn't have just let herself into your house without prior consent. So don't let it be weird for you.
That sucks, for sure. But on the other hand, if you have the kind of situation where your mother in law can let herself in (and that's normal for you), its your fault. If that's not a normal thing, then its her fault. Just act like nothing happened for Thanksgiving, sex is normal.
Greet her with "Happy Spanksgiving." Offer her some gravy, saying, "Your son made the gravy -- I love his gravy," Tell her she can have the wishbone, you already have the bone you wished for. Then, she'll give you two weeks notice before she comes over and she'll be in a hazmat suit.