By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 22:01 - United States - Brookville

Seems unlikely

Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
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By  Plop  |  14

You do realize the guy isn't gonna randomly barge into your dorm if you don't invite him first, right? Otherwise it's called a home invasion.

Have you thought about, I don't know, growing a pair and asking him out? Or just go down on him, do something, whatever, instead of just waiting with all the agency of a potted plant. Geez!

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By  Plop  |  14

You do realize the guy isn't gonna randomly barge into your dorm if you don't invite him first, right? Otherwise it's called a home invasion.

Have you thought about, I don't know, growing a pair and asking him out? Or just go down on him, do something, whatever, instead of just waiting with all the agency of a potted plant. Geez!