Seems unlikely

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 22:01 - United States - Brookville

Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
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You deserved it 172

Same thing different taste

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He knows you're not friends. He knows you just want the D and he's not interested in giving it to you. PS: D doesn't stand for "dorm."

Marcella1016 31

Well, that’s good. She should strive for A’s not D’s and stop fraternizing with her professors

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You do realize the guy isn't gonna randomly barge into your dorm if you don't invite him first, right? Otherwise it's called a home invasion. Have you thought about, I don't know, growing a pair and asking him out? Or just go down on him, do something, whatever, instead of just waiting with all the agency of a potted plant. Geez!

He knows you're not friends. He knows you just want the D and he's not interested in giving it to you. PS: D doesn't stand for "dorm."

Marcella1016 31

Well, that’s good. She should strive for A’s not D’s and stop fraternizing with her professors

Why not fraternize with her professors? She could use her T and A to get D and A's in this sordid alphabet soup.