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You lucked out! Goatees cost you 15 IQ points on interviews.
I have a goatee. today I got the job with barely doing the interview lol.
dude, its movember... no shaving in movember
Goatees are for losers anyway. I'd never be caught de—awww…
You grew an entire beard for an interview? That's commitment, I would definitely hire someone like you good sir!
OMG!!! How will you survive the loss of facial hair!!!! It's not like it can grow back??? Can it?
Great point! You could back that up by shaving off both your eyebrows.
Why'd you need a goatee instead of a beard for the interview? Is the job playing Guy Fawkes at a theme park or do they just have very specific rules?
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Goatees are for losers anyway. I'd never be caught de—awww…
dude, its movember... no shaving in movember