Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
Lizo_fml 0
Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.
tech_guy 0
boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one
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Comments (44)
OTSS 0
one question.....wht the heck were you doing that you did not see the PARKED car?? talk about not paying attention....and the meter was just a bonus....hahaha
the_lost_poet 0
omg i have that all the time. in the group of fourteen people or so im the only one to run into still standing objects!!! and the car thing? ive had that way too much
sabatical 0
I'm notorious for walking into parked cars and small children. :/
Ikz_Hustler 9
This is sad but hilarious How the hell did you manage to hit a PARKED car? Did you not see it???
lilmisslovely13 15
i would laugh but something like that happened to me. i was walking our neighbors dog and i was walking backwards. talking to my brother i crashed into a parked car while people driving passed laughed at me. so i feel you're pain
fml_fwp 9
How did you get knocked down once more? If you were already knocked down, then backing up wouldn't knock you down again.
DotComIndian 1
An ideal start for a Spiderman movie :D
cosmicriver 17
Talk about a series of unfortunate events.
conaidws 7
Let me guess..You were looking at your cell while walking. If not I'm sorry, but if you were, you deserve it.
sadiekrider 7
Why wouldn't you be looking where you're going???