Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
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Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
Lizo_fml 0
Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.
tech_guy 0
boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one
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Comments (44)
moig_fml 0
i wish people would proofread this before before they send them..this would be so much funnier if it was typed out more clearly
Panime 0
Wrong page >.<
mleeb 0
Honestly, you could have stopped after the second sentence. I was not sure whether or not you deserved this or your life really does just suck. However, because the only think I can say to this is, "it must suck to be you" I will go with the latter.
bigman2222 0
cooter is delicious
bridances 0
bahahaha. this is totally something that would happen to me
greenangel_fml 0
Haha don't feel bad. I do crap like that all the time. I just tell people that the car suddenly decided to jump out in front of me.
NorfolkDude 2
That's nothing, once I walked over an old lady in a electric scooter. She got all pissed off and started cussing while wheeling away with the cart.
Vagabones 0
That's pretty ******* clumsy.
kibblesnbits1053 0
how could you fall down "once more" if you hadn't earlier? You said you were "shocked" by the alarm, which caused you to back up, meaning that you hadn't fallen down. I call B.S.
m0nicam0nster 0
HAHAHAHA I love this visual :)