behemothokun

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

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Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

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Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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