Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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Top comments
berichsoon 11
I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot
sarahlouise0506 10
It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!
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Comments (96)
MDTeddy 13
@op I understand why you ran. The guys driving the ice cream trucks only sit for like 10 seconds or don't stop at all.
SwAGkiLlS 5
We all scream for ice cream. It finally makes sense now!
AquaMarinara 0
This is the best FML :D
trucker67 10
I guess that's probably gonna be the last ****** he ever sees you have !!
jaxmicha 1
I think you're referring to the other post, the one about her looking like her dad?
ummmhii 0
Were your shoes untied?:)
MRosellini 2
Ice cream!
tklone329 0
NO ICECREAM!!!???? Fyl op! Lol
shanhigh 2
Awww..poor you....
jillybean555 5
OH NO! My stitches took too long so I missed my icecream! Damn it.
jaxmicha 1
I believe I can fly, I got hit by the ice cream guy, all I wanted was a Popsicle, I ended up in the hospital, I still believe I can fly!!