Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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blondegurl718 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! That made my night, xD
lonleygirl1928 0
too much tv that thing is a box with potty words in it haha im sounding like my grandma but seriously monter what ur kids watch
acr91276 0
Maybe you and your husband shouldn't talk like that in front of the kids. They got that shit from you, ****!
lil_miz_liz09 0
racist bitch...
acr91276 0
Your kids are black aren't they?
antar_fml 0
#681 .. whats that gotta do with being black ?? huh !! and fhl indeed , i don't know how things are between you and your kids ... but i'd probably try talking to them and trying to make it clear to them that i don't like it . Most people would restrict their kids and force them their beliefs , it does help but not in case the kids have already gone too far to have that love or repect for their parents. Kids generally see their parents as role-models ... and if parents try 'explaining' or reasoning out with kids over whats wrong or whats right from an early age , it really does help . I remember doing that once i was 10 or something , my mom started crying when i did it ... i couldn't see her cry that way and decided not to do it even if my friends found it cool .
LilaBear 2
Holy crap. Either, what do you let them watch on TV, or what have you been saying in front of them??
Waytooshitty 0
Whoa. Well they've obviously learned it from their parents. FYL & FTL
sgallman90 0
yeah bad parenting..... but atleast you know they are going to be the cool kids if that means ne thing to u
Iwannabetreo 11
Never hit a child. Dumbass
mixedchick 0
eww they either learned it from peers, movies, or you do you let them watch movies unattended? but you should beat them like HIT them you can't accept that kind of language in your room unless of course you USE that kind of language too then you are setting a bad example
monkyepum 0
Wash their mouths out with soap. That'll teach em :) Just make sure they don't swallow it. Also it wasn't necessacarily FROM her, they could have learned it anywhere. Though they could probably use more dicispline. My little brother is really bad and it is because my parents do not punish him. I really wish they would. They punish my older sister and I for things that he would easily get away with. So yeah. SOAP. (: