Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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lisatheshopper 0
that's terrible!! hopefully they didn't hear that from you!
mopho 0
All the kids yakking on about "parenting fail" need to learn just what parenting entails. It's not like kids wear earmuffs 24/7.
Stepherrss 0
Clearly it is a parenting fail, it doesn't matter where they heard it from or learned it from as a mother she has the ability to punish them and take action for talking like that they are too young and as a mother her job is to make sure her kids are raised properly and respectfully if she let's them talk like that around the house she clearly isnt a good parent, if i even said those things at their age my mother would slap the shit out of me, i heard those things at school all the time when i was that young but i never used them until i was old enough why? because my parents knew when to put us in line, speaking like that was NOT allowed in my house, i was raised with morals and to be polite.
Aert1ok995 0
hahahahaha lmao
capgray 0
why would ur boy be whackin it AGAIN if hes only 8? u either suck at parenting, your schools r super ****** up, or your family is. idk but thats pretty bad. instead of whinin on the computer about it. grow some balls and tak action on ur potty mouthed (and apparently horny) kids lol
niesenator 0
Society error. Maybe you should stop watchig rate R movies infront of them. But I agree I learned most of my swears through school and parents. Parental error!
kev08326 1
I bet your children are black
AngieVengeance 0
my son knows better than to talk like that...as soon as a child says anything like that you need to correct it asap.
Sniper3000 0
holy shit.....
WtfLoser 13
LMFAO . QUEBEC FTW YAH !?
varkey 7
wow, you must be a poor parent i didn't know what jacking off was until i was 14, nor what the term itself meant i learned the F word at a very young age, because it's a really common swear... but i knew never to use it at least i didn't know what c**t meant until i was 15 don't call me sheltered, i was raised properly. your kids obviously weren't. i don't swear because i have known for a long time that it is not polite