Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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jewelzgalore 0
#640/641, I beg to differ. I am an adolescent myself and I am acquainted with many screwed up kids who have the most wonderful, put-together parents. It's true that bad parenting skills could contribute to the problem but that's not always the case. I believe a child's friends have more of an impact on how he behaves than his parents do. I know a kid who has loving parents who do everything to prepare him for a better future. He teepees houses at night and does pot by the creek. Another kid with similar parents got arrested for illegally possessing firearms. In this parent's case obviously I believe it would be best that she reprimand her children for using such language, but it isn't necessarily her fault. Don't always blame the parents if their children are messed up.
idele 0
hahahaha that is so ******* funny
cooorah 0
I find this hard to believe but if it is true, you pretty much fail at being a parent. Way to have a nice living environment in your house.
missshortstack 0
Holy Crap, I didn't even know these words until I was way in middleschool. Can't imagine little kids talking like this. I blame schools and tv.
CandyKisses 0
Haha, I started swearing pretty early. I'd love to hear that. And really, it has nothing to do with parenting, for most. My parents never swore and I still said "****" with knowing what it meant at the age of six. I began swearing a lot, sounding pretty baller, I must say, at ten or eleven. Oh, and guess what? At 6 I was at a private, nursery school. At 9, I went to one of the top schools in the U.S. At eleven, I went to one of the top schools in Canada. So, really, schooling doesn't have much to do with it. I never curse in front of the rents or any adults, really, though.
missshortstack 0
I agree with you #659. Ive been going to a private school my whole life and im not allowed to curse but I do it anyway. And was taught not to do it. I know alotta words, guess its just my friends.
MIKENYC 0
Dame....Nuff said
dr_house_MD 0
you cant blame the media...i have yet to see one tv show or movie that says the word "****" in it. and its your own fault anyway if your children are watching such movie
pitchingrose15 0
alright, its not the schools.Its the people IN the schools, and the people their growing up with, and their influence on those children.
Dreika 0
Wow...teach your kids some common sense. That is sickening.