By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 08:26 - United States - Wasilla

Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking. I started freaking out before I realized that I was sleeping on my couch at home and was not in fact on a ship. FML
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MandyO 15
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And if you decide to have children someday, you will do the same.

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MikuandKaito 24
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Gotta love dads.

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MikuandKaito 24
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Gotta love dads.

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lovebooks07 15
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Well, it's a creative new version of 'the floor is lava!'

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shonic 16
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this is like clapping a sleeping person awake. they wake up clapping, Sorry this happened though. FYL

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MandyO 15
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And if you decide to have children someday, you will do the same.

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individual00 14
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Was your dad also asleep? Because I once had a night terror and woke my then partner up by screaming that we were going to crash! I woke myself up too, and was in such a panic it took him a long time to calm me down.

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AmericanBadAss 21
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Watching too much Deadliest Catch or Wicked Tuna?

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One_In_Three 24
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Better make that your morning alarm then.

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HieronymusBoche 13
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You must have been shipping yourself.

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URBeingLied2 23
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The first shot of a prank war

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StiffPvtParts 43
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Sounds like your dad might've gonna a little overboard there.

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