Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking....

By Anonymous - 16/8/2016 08:26 - United States - Wasilla

Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking. I started freaking out before I realized that I was sleeping on my couch at home and was not in fact on a ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By MandyO | 15

#6687555 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:19

And if you decide to have children someday, you will do the same.

By MikuandKaito | 24

#6687548 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:03

Gotta love dads.

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By MikuandKaito | 24

#6687548 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:03

Gotta love dads.

By lovebooks07 | 15

#6687549 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:04

Well, it's a creative new version of 'the floor is lava!'

By shonic | 16

#6687552 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:14

this is like clapping a sleeping person awake. they wake up clapping, Sorry this happened though. FYL

By MandyO | 15

#6687555 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:19

And if you decide to have children someday, you will do the same.

By individual00 | 14

#6687557 - Sunday 11 September 2016 11:28

Was your dad also asleep? Because I once had a night terror and woke my then partner up by screaming that we were going to crash! I woke myself up too, and was in such a panic it took him a long time to calm me down.