Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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danixsarcasm 0
good manners start at home....
Rachelrayray 0
WOW THATS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY BUT iTS HiLLARiOUS! LiKE GiRAFFES SAiD PUBLiC SCHOOLS! JUST TEACH THEM NOT TO TALK LiKE THAT AND iF THEY CONTiNUE TO THATS WHEN U NEED TO GET SERiOUS. iGNORE THE PEOPLE THAT SAY iTS BAD PARENTiNG. iM PRETTY SURE UR NOT TEACHiNG YOUR KiDS TO TALK LIKE THAT.
chucktlr 0
thats some bullshit when i was 7 and 8 i never said **** shit like that god damn it i should ******* know im ******* 9
BalenciagaBetch9 0
i laughed. i really hope this is fake, if not then you need to have a little talk with them.
Kylias 6
Fff. You weren't supposed to hear. My brother has been swearing at me since he was like, eight. That's when I was two. I was just too young to realize that, "drooling dumbass" doesn't mean, "I love you."
mehwhateverr 0
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lesp 6
Parenting fail. Learn how to beat your kids or it's gonna be worse when he's 14 and his sister catches him banging some chick in his room.
epicfail11 0
ummm no offense im not saying this isn't real but i'm sure that was a scene in the movie thirteen
MARIOHGALACKSIE 0
...please let this be fake. If not, This is why there are RATINGS on movies and video games. This is why you teach your children to be respectful and have good morals. THIS is why you act like a parent, instead of the "cool person" who lets them do whatever they want. I'm sure you'll realize this when your daughter gets knocked up at 13, and your son gets 3 different girls pregnant. YDI. -- If you are NOT the one exposing your children to this, I suggest you immediately punish them, and take them out of their current school. Alert the school about this innapropriate behaviour. Check what websites they've been going to if they have acess to a computer. 7&8 year old kids should be watching animated movies, and G/PG stuff. They should also not be allowed to play video games over E for Everyone. Again, if this is not your fault, FYL.
albinorhino 0
Umm WTF wow