By Zannanana - 30/10/2018 05:00

Today, I realised my parrot loves to masturbate on anything soft I own, like my sweater, house socks, blanket, and even my hair bun on the top of my head. I only realised this when my boyfriend pointed out that my parrot was humping my bun. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 666
You deserved it 304

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Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able.

Polly really really wants a cracker, apparently.

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Can't... breathe... too... funny...

Polly really really wants a cracker, apparently.

Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able.

Weird flex but okay.

Your... parrot...?

Polly want a whacker...

At least something gets turned on by your hair bun

It might be time to get him a friend.

I wasn't aware that parrots had the ability to masturbate.

what type of bird? also be careful, try to stop it