Today, I realised my parrot loves to masturbate on anything soft I own, like my sweater, house socks, blanket, and even my hair bun on the top of my head. I only realised this when my boyfriend pointed out that my parrot was humping my bun. FML
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By
whiskey'swino
| 15
Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able.
By
Dave_Davington
| 33
Polly really really wants a cracker, apparently.
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By
BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Can't... breathe... too... funny...
By
Dave_Davington
| 33
Polly really really wants a cracker, apparently.
By
whiskey'swino
| 15
Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able.
By
Jeremy Phillips
| 18
Weird flex but okay.
By
Takegami
| 22
Your... parrot...?
By
melisssa87
| 30
I have always wondered where their little penis is
By
Abbusser
| 9
Polly want a whacker...
By
fde2blknimout
| 18
At least something gets turned on by your hair bun
By
mekiswrite
| 19
It might be time to get him a friend.
By
Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
I wasn't aware that parrots had the ability to masturbate.