By Zannanana - 30/10/2018 05:00

Today, I realised my parrot loves to masturbate on anything soft I own, like my sweater, house socks, blanket, and even my hair bun on the top of my head. I only realised this when my boyfriend pointed out that my parrot was humping my bun. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 734
You deserved it 323

Same thing different taste

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whiskey'swino 15

Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able.

Polly really really wants a cracker, apparently.

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Polly really really wants a cracker, apparently.

whiskey'swino 15

Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able.

fde2blknimout 18

At least something gets turned on by your hair bun

I wasn't aware that parrots had the ability to **********.

MythyPan 3

what type of bird? also be careful, try to stop it