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By MillyMan - 07/02/2012 17:58 - United States

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:22

Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.

ygdrassil 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:22

Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:46

Seriously don't do it! If you streak or anything of the sort you get pegged as a sex offender for life!! No bet it worth that!!

Unlucky_Gun 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:48

I'd have a problem with that even if there was no police station near me. Anyway, YDI for routing for the Patriots and betting on them to win

EduJav321 24

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:50

Im sure the cops will honor the bet

hellokeroppi 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:50

Hahhah! Patriots are LOSERS!!

sball11 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:52

Hahahah!!!(: make sure there are some hotties there!!!!(:

roflmaotff 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:05

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA (breaths in) Hahahahahaahahahahahahah now thats funny ????????????????????????????????????????

Grantthompson13 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:13

Thats what you get for wanting the patriots to win

Giantsfann7 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:14

Go giants!!

sygore 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:25

Should've betted on the Giants

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:44

Tell them in advance. They'll all laugh about it.

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML

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Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML

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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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