Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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EverestMelting
| 23
Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.
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ripresno
| 10
This is why alcohol is bad, kids
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EverestMelting
| 23
Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.
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FrostHeart
| 36
It would have been better if OP had said his age, so we could know wether he was streaking, and underage drinking, or just streaking.
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emilyjgraham
| 34
Although I should have read the whole thing before judging, I instantly decided they deserved it simply because of the beginning.
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IAmJad
| 18
Maybe it was New Year's Eve? How do you know that he always gets wasted?
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Catkam623
| 27
What if he's underage
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Werken247
| 14
What if he is a she? See the name...
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PrimeEvilTahir
| 23
Or maybe this is actually Peter Griffin and his neighbor is Joe!
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ripresno
| 10
This is why alcohol is bad, kids
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ICastillo
| 24
No. This is why you drink responsible and handle your alcohol kids..
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lonx805
| 1
Your picture is my wallpaper !
Small world !(;
Small world !(;
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itsharkley
| 8
You heard that alcohol is bad when you were a kid, but you drink it now anyways. Teach them like equals.
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cgchamp89
| 7
Alcohol brings out the best in all of us! And it frequently makes my job entertaining
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amillionbucks
| 5
Luckily he wasn't home, right?
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botanistjessica
| 24
Pretty sure if he wasn't home there would be no FML. It would just be an IASD (I am so dumb).
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I think the FML is that he was...
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Sorry 21, I didn't see that you had commented before I did.
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heliraptor
| 13
Look on the bright side. At last you weren't chewing on electrical cords.
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nycwrestler
| 17
Why reference a completely different fml?
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heliraptor
| 13
Why not?
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TorturedXeno
| 27
It's not like it's uncommon referencing a different FML. People find ways to plug different posts all the time. :)
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windfuelsfire
| 10
So many questions, no real answers, leaves only place for individual expressions
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etchsanity1
| 11
Oh 19 I see what you did there "plug in"
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shorty6823
| 28
Cops like a good story to share while eating their donuts.
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poccocurantes
| 7
User name Amber. Makings of a good doughnut story.
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kingbrizo
| 24
haha that comment man, that made my day right there. that's perfect && needs to be idolized in all future FMLs about cops
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rattusrattus
| 18
Some things are great together - e.g. cookie dough, chocolate chips, and vanilla ice cream. However this is more like carrots, cheese, and semi-skimmed milk. Tasty individually, and sometimes can combine nicely if you only pick two, but together they are an unholy disaster formed from a six-year-old's misunderstanding of what 'salad dressing' actually is.
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emilyjgraham
| 34
I think that's the longest way of saying "alcohol and nakedness do not mix well"! It made me chuckle. :)
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey trampolines are fun anytime. Especially when naked and drunk. I do that all the time. If the neighbor was fun they would have joined in.
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gc327072
| 29
~Totally! Nothing like doing a backflip whilst helicoptering.~
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Dwrulesalot
| 5
Jumping on a trampoline drunk is fun as hell. I don't know whose trampoline it was, but that didn't make it any less fun.
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anitadoody
| 7
That's stupid, you know?
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howdeedoo
| 22
I know
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DingoCJ
| 15
It's not that stupid he did it, but it's f***ing stupid he got caught doing it.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
63 - If you feel the need to censor yourself on a site in which it is not required, how about just not curse at all? You clearly have an issue with it and censoring it makes you look fucking stupid.
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Cbizzlez
| 10
Could've been worse, he could've walked out and tazed your bare drunk ass
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kevsandy303
| 12
I think he was enjoying the show ;)
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SuperDanielNL
| 23
Lay low for a while, if he doesn't confront you, you dodged a bullet. If shit hits the fan, there isn't much you can do.