By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.

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ripresno 10

This is why alcohol is bad, kids

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EverestMelting 23

Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.

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FrostHeart 36

It would have been better if OP had said his age, so we could know wether he was streaking, and underage drinking, or just streaking.

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emilyjgraham 34

Although I should have read the whole thing before judging, I instantly decided they deserved it simply because of the beginning.

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IAmJad 18

Maybe it was New Year's Eve? How do you know that he always gets wasted?

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Werken247 14

What if he is a she? See the name...

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Or maybe this is actually Peter Griffin and his neighbor is Joe!

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ripresno 10

This is why alcohol is bad, kids

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ICastillo 24

No. This is why you drink responsible and handle your alcohol kids..

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lonx805 1

Your picture is my wallpaper ! Small world !(;

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itsharkley 8

You heard that alcohol is bad when you were a kid, but you drink it now anyways. Teach them like equals.

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cgchamp89 7

Alcohol brings out the best in all of us! And it frequently makes my job entertaining

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botanistjessica 24

Pretty sure if he wasn't home there would be no FML. It would just be an IASD (I am so dumb).

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think the FML is that he was...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sorry 21, I didn't see that you had commented before I did.

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heliraptor 13

Look on the bright side. At last you weren't chewing on electrical cords.

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nycwrestler 17

Why reference a completely different fml?

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windfuelsfire 10

So many questions, no real answers, leaves only place for individual expressions

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etchsanity1 11

Oh 19 I see what you did there "plug in"

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shorty6823 28

Cops like a good story to share while eating their donuts.

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poccocurantes 7

User name Amber. Makings of a good doughnut story.

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kingbrizo 24

haha that comment man, that made my day right there. that's perfect && needs to be idolized in all future FMLs about cops

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rattusrattus 18

Some things are great together - e.g. cookie dough, chocolate chips, and vanilla ice cream. However this is more like carrots, cheese, and semi-skimmed milk. Tasty individually, and sometimes can combine nicely if you only pick two, but together they are an unholy disaster formed from a six-year-old's misunderstanding of what 'salad dressing' actually is.

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emilyjgraham 34

I think that's the longest way of saying "alcohol and nakedness do not mix well"! It made me chuckle. :)

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ICastillo 24

Hey trampolines are fun anytime. Especially when naked and drunk. I do that all the time. If the neighbor was fun they would have joined in.

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gc327072 30

~Totally! Nothing like doing a backflip whilst helicoptering.~

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Dwrulesalot 5

Jumping on a trampoline drunk is fun as hell. I don't know whose trampoline it was, but that didn't make it any less fun.

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anitadoody 7

That's stupid, you know?

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DingoCJ 15

It's not that stupid he did it, but it's f***ing stupid he got caught doing it.

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CharresBarkrey 15

63 - If you feel the need to censor yourself on a site in which it is not required, how about just not curse at all? You clearly have an issue with it and censoring it makes you look ******* stupid.

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Cbizzlez 10

Could've been worse, he could've walked out and tazed your bare drunk ass

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SuperDanielNL 23

Lay low for a while, if he doesn't confront you, you dodged a bullet. If shit hits the fan, there isn't much you can do.

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