Miscellaneous: Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the... - FML

By MillyMan - 07/02/2012 17:58 - United States

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:22

Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.

ygdrassil 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:22

Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.

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Burrito_Time 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:32

A bet is a bet!!!

fallingapart777 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:32

Does it have to be your neighborhood? LOL You could run around one of theirs....

easton222 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:13

Hey fallingapart... Wanna run around my neighborhood naked?

nemo88 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:03

E- mail me. OR TEXT ME U HOT

25shark 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:33

Thats what u get for betting against the giants

toriesaboo12 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:34

Hahaha!!

bettyc4 26

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:36

BALLS GONE WILD!

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:39

Explain to the bacon what happened..I'm sure they would understand. Haha, totally sarcastic by the way.

eminemop 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:50

I have no idea what you just said. Something about talking to bacon?

theycallmenasty 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:41

Makes me wonder what the other side of the bet was for you to agree to something that dumb...

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:42

Wow, THAT much faith in the Patriots? Heh. I wouldn't do it, you can get in a shitload of trouble, especially if any children see you.

AlaskaKid95 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:10

Really..?

chris19sn 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:43

He is going to carry through with the bet.

thereseg69 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:43

Stupid ass

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Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML

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Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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Today, we got a letter regarding my sister's college career and an appointment she was required to go to. This seems fitting, since she's a senior in high school, or at least she would be if she hadn't passed away a little over a year ago. FML

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Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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Today, I had an amazing date with an amazing guy, but he hadn't realized he doesn't have time for a relationship, and I don't have the emotional capacity. It's just the wrong time. FML

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Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that my girlfriend’s young daughter sleepwalks. I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, only to be greeted in the dimly lit hallway by her creepy silhouette. I yelped like a bitch and dropped the glass on my foot, breaking two toes. FML

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