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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

lolcatsyo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

I recommend an apple a day.

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tyrellaraven 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:54

I am terribly sorry :(

sydneyanne 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:12

damn that really sucks. I'm sorry.

ianpr61 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:15

ooo too bad I feel sorry for you Hope u get betr!

cherry_top36 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:39

oo I'm so sorry:( that must be horrible

sgomfg 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:59

if she was peeing while she wrote this, that would be 4 holes! i think?

kikiholt 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:27

Oh my god! Dude, I have totally been there! That freaking sucks :[

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:28

boo ******* hoo suck it up bitch.

xvxblackdahlia 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:41

aw man. that sucks!!!!!! been there. don't that

statistical 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:46

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard or seen. And I've seen lady gaga without make up!

saranottelling 7

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:02

You've seen Lady Gaga without make up and you aren't blind? Miracles do happen!

Antici_x_Pation 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:01

Something similar happened to me; I had swine (LEGIT swine flu) flu and my period. Except my periods ON AVERAGE last two weeks. Yeah, it sucked.

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