Health: Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I...

By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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sucksforyoudude 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

lolcatsyo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

I recommend an apple a day.

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fylseriously 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:31

ewwwwww

kaydee085 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:41

kinda gross not gunna lie lol

steveo126 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:42

awww that sucks

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:45

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. I'm dripping blood and vomit's spewing out :] Sorry, OP. FYL :(

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:48

TARA :D

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:49

AJJAS :D

sum1savemeh 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:35

haha that was funny tara

Nissi 17

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:47

FYL honey. :[

kissonthelips 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:52

wow that kinda made my vigina and stomach hurt the second time I read that

theeBeezWaXx 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:12

ugh, wayy too much info but maybe you should see a doctor. it looks like mother nature doesnt like you at all. "/

YunqFlyMa21o 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:26

aww hope youu feel better .!

GlaoigharAirm 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:51

I love you @_@

Rawwrness 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:17

WTF?!

bootje 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:54

Someone has the flu. This is NOT an FML.

nm22395 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:08

hey fuckhead she also has food poisoning and is on her period.

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