By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

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airtimewhXre 5

awww. i feel awful for you. last winter, i got a horrible stomach virus at the same time i had my period. i am hypoglycemic and was so close to passing out from lack of food, and from being in pain and not able to take medicine without it coming back up. i felt so awful that i just sat on the floor and cried. please feel better.

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epic_failxxx 0

Eww...O_O get well soon.

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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Ahh. That always happens to me; I get really sick and then I magically start my period days early. I remember when I had surgery, I had scheduled it around my period, the morning of, I started. I hope you feel better! :)

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kdkorz 7

That sucks. Make sure you drink LOTS of water to replace all the fluids you're losing!

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kazumaslayer666 3

*waits like a ninja for snickerdoodles the bitch shows up to strike* I'm a guy so I unno how terrible the whole period thing is but I know flu n food poisoning sucks so my sympathy to the op. who else wanna help jump snickerdoodles? she been on a high horse for too long

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gumcuzzler 0

that is ******* disgusting. nobody wants to here about period blood

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hummingbug 2

you must be a guy with no sisters.

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perdix 29

So whatcha doin' later, sugar? Since you've been losing a lot of fluids lately, how's about I come over and top 'em off for ya? Do we have a date? Bow-chicka-bow-bow

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perdix 29

Normally, I'd accept if I got to go first and passed her off on you, but this chick is full of juices, humors and flows, what's a little extra semen going to matter? This is an exceptional case, but if she wants concurrent multi-port fluid injections, let's pump away!

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CallMeHush 0

(pushes aside the watermellon) She couldn't have a dentist appt too.

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perdix 29

CMH, are you trying to get in on this sweet action? Don't be coy. Of course, you can come, er, I mean participate. I wonder if the OP is following the comments. As if having the flu, food poisoning and her period are bad enough, but when she reads that a bunch of perverts are planning to gang bang her, she'll really get sick!

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Ajjas013 6

I don't exactly know what you mean by minty, but I'll take the private suite in the 6 star hotel and you could scrub me. Or the other way around if you want ;)

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cutiepie11 0

I'm sick too and I have my period too

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