WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.
mama2b3 20
haha did u miss a spot?
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Comments (106)
maaack 0
hahahaha nub
Erindub 0
Lame
Jessi_the_sexii 0
never drink alone. it makes you sad.
craphappened 4
I thought you'd learnt your lesson after the hiccuping incident!
SettoFail 9
wow that's retarded, I was blackout drunk the other day and I wasn't even that stupid. close, but no.
Kanvis78 0
You shouldn't drink, you're like 14 maybe?
SettoFail 9
16 thanks
Kanvis78 0
Cute or not, stay away from the devil juice! :) It's bad for you!
SettoFail 9
I will be staying away from it, for a long time. because of my boyfriend though, not you. just sayin. :)
Kanvis78 0
Wow, you just crushed my spirit when you said not because of me :( j/k >:)
xdeadxradiox 0
Wow...fail. No one thinks you're cool for drinking. I know that's what you wanted people to think just by commenting. =
Freeze_fml 17
Someone has a promising future.
SettoFail 9
I commented it because I was trying to point out op must be really retarded to do something like that, because when I did i wasn't that stupid. that's all..
dudenextdoor 0
48 you sound pretty stupid
idkmyusername 0
she doesnt sound THAT stupid. Damn guys, everybody expiriments with alchohol at some point, and while im not saying its okay, she coud have been doing something worse. who are you to judge a 16 year old, or anyone else for that matter
RedPillSucks 33
If you get "blackout" drunk, that's not experimenting. and for a girl, that's just asking to get raped.
dudenextdoor 0
75, I'm jesus!
SettoFail 9
Wtf
12fuckmyshoe 0
25 can i **** your mouth?
oldenuff2party 3
not too many things u wana do when drunk
est1996 0
OP, you seem like the kind of drunk who needs a babysitter :p
Norwegian_Wood 4
Oh that's always a lovely job. Babysitter to all the drunks. >_> That's always me, lol.
Imaniartis 2
you deserve it, like really who does that
Jimboom 12
You sound like there are many many things that you shouldn't do, even when sober.