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By  saintsrocksocks  |  10

Well somebody has to do it if you won't.

By  ChefPhilly  |  13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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By  saintsrocksocks  |  10

Well somebody has to do it if you won't.

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  JiggaJayZ  |  16

Once he has reached his goal he will be completely independent and will no longer have a need for the female species. OP, I'd take a ride on that disco stick and see if you can change his mind before it's too late.

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  FMLoverAgain  |  7

I want to be talented like you

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  greenie213  |  23

...then you ask Chuck Norris to Do it.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Uuuhhh...no. Your ribs are not what prevents one from being able to suck ones own rob. It's your spine that would need to bend more for it be possible, ribs have nothing to do with it. That stuff about Marilyn Manson getting ribs removed to do that is bs. He may very well have gotten ribs removed, but it wouldn't have allowed him to do that on its own

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  missmurderx  |  8

There's a gay kid with a mild form of autism at my school that took a video of him sucking himself on his iPod and showed it to people. :/

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  tjv3  |  9

Doesn't he realize that even though it is his own dick that he is still sucking a dick? Hope he puts ketchup on it

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  Dimence  |  9

I've heard that the main cause of cheating is because ones partner cannot do the job. Your husband seems to have found another solution, you should be thankful op! Now make sure you suck that dick better next time, because if yoga fails, he might find someone else who does it for him...

By  Redoxx_fml  |  22

Chakras everyone love chakras

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  Rano0o  |  10

Chakra

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Her husband wouldn't be gay. He could be bisexual, or just like masturbating that way. If he was gay, he wouldn't have a wife, and would be with another guy. Yes, there's always the possibility that he's in the closet, but honestly?

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  NOOBSQUAD  |  0

I remember reading a FML about a woman who's husband of some odd number of kids, and husband of 7 years told her that he was gay and the only way he was able to achieve an erection was because she looked like a man.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Noobsquad - No. If a man is sexually attracted to men, THAT makes him homosexual (or bisexual if he is attracted to women also). Autofellatio is a form of masturbation, not gay sex.

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  NOOBSQUAD  |  0

Sucking your own penis may still be masturbating, but you can't say that you aren't gay or bisexual if your sucking a dick and liking it. And I know this is gonna get thumbed down because I'm arguing with docbastard.

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  DocBastard  |  38

No, it's going to get thumbed down because you're dead wrong. Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay, especially if it is your own. Look up "homosexuality", and nowhere in the definition is "If you suck a dick, you're gay" found.

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  Enslaved  |  36

Just wait 'til some of you guys masturbate and think-- I must be gay 'cause I'm enjoying stroking this penis in my hand. I'd love to know what ends up going through your head.:P Happy petting!

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Perdix it would make you auto of all you did was hand anal and giving yourself blow jobs. Now of you had sex with other people no you wouldn't be auto you'd be masturbating.

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  NOOBSQUAD  |  0

Im really not gonna argue because the truth is you could masturbate with your hand to heterosexual porn and people aren't gonna think you're gay, but if you're sucking your own cock (obviously you can't see the porn) then people will question your motive.

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  DocBastard  |  38

And there is your problem, Noobsquad - who the fuck cares what other people think your motives are? If someone thinks you're gay, does that make you gay?

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  NOOBSQUAD  |  0

No it doesn't make you gay, because someone thinks you are, but you can't say who cares, because as humans are emotions will make us feel like it matters that someone thinks we are something that we are not, for example if I told everyone docbastard sucks his own dick and everyone believes you are gay you would care wouldn't you?

By  ChefPhilly  |  13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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  Allahu_Akbar  |  1

How do you know OP is a prostitute?

By  mercsl65  |  7

let and watching him look comoketely ridiculous. im assuming you have tried fulfilled his desire with your own umm abilities

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  fbear10  |  5

Well... I think what was trying to be said was, "let him do it and watch him look completely ridiculous " .... I assume that everyone gets the rest... ??

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  DocBastard  |  38

It's already been working on it for 10 minutes! Stand by... *whirr* *bzzz* *click* *DING!* "Let him try, and watch him look completely ridiculous. I'm assuming you have tried fulfilling his desires but don't have the, um, abilities. Isn't huffing paint fumes through a used diaper fun?" You're welcome.

By  novakdawg  |  1

I think that's a sign that you "suck" at sucking the schlong

By  Bliss391  |  7

You know I've heard guys say that if they would they could, but I've never known any of them to put effort into it like that. I'm not sure if this is an fml or just very odd.

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  Bliss391  |  7

Yes, my apologies that is what I meant. And I don't know about you, but I have seen a couple fml's on here that I really didn't think we're fml situations.

I heard a rumor that Marilyn Manson cut out a few of his ribs to be able to do it. Yes, that rumor is false, but it damn sure is creative. OP's husband, take a hint.

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