MissPerspirent
Canada
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
lizzzie
United Kingdom
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
FastTurtle9
Long Beach, United States
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Anna
Bad timing
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
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1crabbygirl 10
*Believe* me there are more pitiful Googles out there...but good luck with that. Unscented anti-perspirant, perhaps??
nc21690 19
googles your friend=)
Akers_L7 8
I feel ur pain, I could just walk two steps outside and I start sweating like crazy.
ganksta_ikm 1
It's not that bad this happens to me all the time haha wear some under armor shirts to absorb all the sweat
Omit 4
I sweat a lot too, deal wit it
HelloFascination_fml 1
Yum.
TayrawrTMD 7
Stop browsing the internet with such enthusiasm, may cause you to break a sweat
katii92 0
It's a medical condition and if you use multiple remedies at once and stay at it , it should help.... Try cutting out caffeine and high frotuse corn syrup &no smokin cigs. Another helpful remedy is taking an herb supplement called st. Johns wort. Pretty much focus on what you put in your body, the more complex it is, the harder your body works, then you sweat more. If you eat a heather, more natural diet it SHOULD help. Also drink lots an lots of water trust me even tho u think it'll make u sweat more, really it rids ur body of toxins witch is what sweating does too. Hope this helps you. Ur life doesn't have to suck:)
katii92 0
Also your not sweating cause ur dirty, don't listen to those ppl who don't understand. And you don't have to be overweight to have hyperhidrosis you can be under weight and sweat it depends on the person. There is an endless list it seems on reasons people have hyperhidrosis. And besides Drysol another good anti-pirsirant is called Certain .
katii92 0
Don't listen to ppl who don't understand hyperhidrosis isn't from bein dirty and it's not even necisarly an overweight problem, you can be under weight an have it. The list of causes for hyperhidrosis seems endless from anxiety to poor diet to some more serious conditions which is why it's still good to check with the doc. Another good anti-perspirant besides Drysol is called Certain Dri. Stay positive- the negative stress contributes to the problem & good luck
mrbuddy 0
Stop sitting in front of the computer. The chair will make you sweat.
jadejade123 0
Use this special deodorant from a chemist called "DRICLOR" it stops excessive sweating :)