MissPerspirent
Canada
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
lizzzie
United Kingdom
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
FastTurtle9
Long Beach, United States
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Anna
Bad timing
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
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PimhNL 3
Double t-shirt all the wayyyy
banman12321 6
That is hot, nuff said :)
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cbdee 8
Absorbent pads may help :p
Zillie 4
People get botox injections to help with excessively sweaty palms & armpits, so I'd think it would work for backs as well.
Omgitsaireyonna 6
Don't sweat it.
jas78cool 0
Hm......Overactive sweat glands. Cornstarch in particular is a good powder to rub on your back or use baby powder cuz it has cornstarch in it and also Get your thyroid checked..
CuteDumBlonde64 11
All you need to do is go to your local drugstore (let say Walmart) and purchase some baby powder. Grab a powder pad and cover the places where you body is sweating. :) SIMPLE AS THAT. hope it helps.
Joshoa123 16
Don't sweat it. It's only natural.
perdix 31
Grow out your armpit hair. That way, your pits will sweat enough to cool your body and the sweat glands on your back won't come into play. Of course, you'll stink to high heaven and look like a loser hippie chick from the 70's, but at least you'll have conquered the back sweats. We'd call that a pyrrhic victory.
jameyn 0
maybe u should consider ....bathes
orgasm_blush 4
That's not going to stop the sweating though.
elbia21 5
The golden rule: All embarrassing questions can be avoided by using google.
perdix 31
Until your GMail tells you about the local Groupon for back sweat, where you can meet local singles with excessive back sweat and how you can earn $7500/month harvesting back sweat at home. Google knows too much.
Peashout 3
Hope you read down this far OP cause this is the advice for you.... ....get in shape. People don't sweat for no reason if they are heathy and fit. Many other reasons and situations may cause perspiration, but overall, you'll be 4000% better off
Raindrops99 4
That's not true. Hyperhidrosis is a medical condition.