Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Bad timing
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
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PimhNL 3
Double t-shirt all the wayyyy
banman12321 6
That is hot, nuff said :)
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Ibeatmyself 3
Its called excersize
yoyo00 4
Does your boyfriend have a love gut?
MatthewTN 0
Botox!
bertisevil 3
Exercise, cut out caffeine/nicotine, it aggravates the condition, see your doctor. Stress can be a big factor, you're stressed because you're sweating you're sweating because you're stressed. Someone mentioned drichlor, it's marketted as a different product in Canada, just ask them in the pharmacy for an antiperspirant with a high Aluminum Chloride content, you're looking for something > 20%, this WILL alleviate symptoms (personal experience). Be sure to see your doctor in case it's a symptom of something else.