MissPerspirent
Canada
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lizzzie
United Kingdom
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
FastTurtle9
Long Beach, United States
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Anna
Bad timing
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
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PimhNL 3
Double t-shirt all the wayyyy
banman12321 6
That is hot, nuff said :)
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Comments (107)
iranoutofnames 6
Shave.
irokyoursox 6
Google knows all.
deejachelle 1
Uhh shave your back?
zingline89 18
No sweat bro
Mirorbo 27
Normally when I'm sweating excessively, it's because I'm eating a lot of greasy foods. When I go back to a cleaner diet, the sweating just about stops. It could be something in your diet that's causing the sweating, OP. But don't take my word for it. It's just a possibility.
katii92 0
This is true, the better your diet, the better your body works:)
pfx2_fml 15
Wear an under shirt bro
PeteyPablo12308 20
Don't we all.
nuhuh 1
I kinda think it's funny, yet sad for Op, that everyone assumed it was a guy.
piratepride77 0
I sure as hell hope thats not a girl..
False_Stupidity 42
Well, sorry to disapoint, but OP is a girl..
MrsPegg 45
If it makes you feel any better, sweating is totally based on genetics (partially lifestyle: of course if you're physically active, you'll sweat more). I hate getting hot when other people are cold, but hey, I cant help it.