MissPerspirent
Canada
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
lizzzie
United Kingdom
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
FastTurtle9
Long Beach, United States
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Anna
Bad timing
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
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PimhNL 3
Double t-shirt all the wayyyy
banman12321 6
That is hot, nuff said :)
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ea49610 0
Happens to my back everytime i walk home afterschool :(
baconstripslover 8
Same for me except also when I walk to school cuz it's uphill.
ea49610 0
Yea like wen i take my backpack off my shirts all dripping with sweat from the heat its pretty gross :P
FlipInBrosky 4
That shit sucks bro, I just started living on Guam..lol This place is hot all year round, but has chill women and nice beaches though.
amoscore 5
I don't see how this is related to OP's problem. :)
ollierobs 0
Nice humblebrag. "it sucks at the beach here with all these hot women, it's so hot and sunny out.
MedChew 19
Just curious, do you break those excessive sweats while asleep or notice any lumps on your neck, armpit or groin? You ought to actually get yourself checked if it's so.
catharsis5 9
Ha I remember the days when my mom would place a small thin towel inside my shirt to soak up the sweat while I play outside. If you don't have any thin towels, you could just use newspaper.
jellitonoctopus 19
Rub deodorant all over your back haha
MedChew 19
I'm sure you meant anti-perpirants...
that_nerdy_sock 3
I don't remember google being a doctor. And sweat can be healthy, so I guess your just really de toxifing your body!
Bloopdog 9
true
19eightyeight 4
Fag
False_Stupidity 42
Google is all powerful and all knowing *worships Google*
jayejayejaye122 3
Try going to the doctor
piratepride77 0
You're just an extra cool guy, I guess!
nuhuh 1
Girl.
zellybo15 0
you should get that looked at