Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
modprobs
Perfect timing...
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
The whole tooth
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Pill popping zit monster
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Anonymous
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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You've got an excuse to PMS.
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Comments (162)
fml_mu 10
Hope your dentist is still alive to this date :/
writergirl23 19
Wear a tampon or you will wish you wrote your fml after the dentist visit (soiled pants ...)
xchild 3
Shouldn't this be an fml for everyone you come in contact with?
organizse 28
This is my worst nightmare, FYL
BlazeCaravelli 13
/cringe for you/
pineapple_stick 4
Try and comfort yourself as much as you can. Have a tea/coffee. Eat chocolate. Take painkillers afterwards.
FweakofCydonia 40
I don't think you should go to the dentist with a cold, let alone a cold AND a period. My cousin went to the dentist with just the cold and ended up puking chunks when the dentist put the tools in her mouth. It was gross.
themostfab 13
at least you get ice cream
I'madumbass 19
I have had my wisdom teeth removed before. It was winter break. I was a freshman, and I had to get surgery on my lower righthand side of my mouth. I had to get a gum cut open and had a tooth taken out as well as the tooth next to that now-toothless gum uprighted. And I got stitches in that gum. Couldn't play the trumpet for a week. It was painful, and it sucked. I am so sorry for your pain, OP. It gets better. Eventually.