Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Perfect timing...
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
The whole tooth
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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Erebane 0
You've got an excuse to PMS.
danii_s2 0
ouuuuuch
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Comments (162)
arakay 0
thanks for sharing...
ChelsBearr 0
FYL.! D:
lovethisthing 0
im so sorry for u :-(
nicefacekidd 4
And? It's not horrible, put your big girl thong on and get over it. I've had all three while I had poison ivy.
cutie_rawrz 0
oh boo hoo u know once i had the flu and been on my period and on a different occasion i was recovering from surgry in the ICU and started my period in the hospital bed. suck it up colds arent that bad.
hateevryone 15
fyl for real
4everFastpitch5 2
Aw girl that sucks so much!! :(
nickbucci1252 0
If your sick they don't take them out
yourfavouritelos 0
I can top that. I wish I was getting my wisdom teeth out because they hurt so much. I have my period, a cold, a fever that's making me dilusional, two cankersores, and possibly strep throat.
TVKill3r 15
Now now, it's not a contest. =P
Super_Salo 0
Makes for a good story in the future.