Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Perfect timing...
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
The whole tooth
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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Erebane 0
You've got an excuse to PMS.
danii_s2 0
ouuuuuch
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PurpleSharpie987 0
I had my cold and period at the same time. It sucked. So sorry :O
anlhawks 5
aw I'm so sorry cancel your dental apt. that will be hell
sumbody2lv_queen 0
That does suck. I have the same sort of problem: I just came back from Japan, and I have a cold, and my period. The plane trip was horrible, coz I nearly vomited and fainted once we'd stopped at the airport. I got to ride in a wheelchair coz of that, which wasn't too bad. :) I still felt kinda stupid though. :P
iankennedy17 0
and the next day you'll witness a murder! shhhh ;)
thechief50 0
fail
xImSorryx 0
cool, you get vicadin for your period and to forget your cold, poor you
brii_g 0
I had four wisdoms taken out yesterday. you will b in great pain. therefore I feel v sorry for u
iSeeStarz 0
You got the cold from getting out of the kitchen. Soooo, you deserve it.
Erindub 0
I had my period whilst having chicken pox. I was also out of tampons and had to ask my dad to journey to the store to pick some up for me : (
weddingbelle09 0
Most doctors want you in good health before they do any sort of surgery on you, so at least you MIGHT not get your wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow!