Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
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Top comments
MoonyIce 0
Maybe he'll find it endearing - or at least amusing. At the very least, you won't come off as a tight-ass.
Zoockey 5
ouch dude.. Ouch I hope he does love you now tho ;)
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Comments (49)
kris89_fml 0
this isn't funny, nor embarrassing. you're a fag for putting this on here.
Txgurl08 0
haha i've done that to one of my guy friends that had a crush on me! but i've been with my boyfriend for over 2yrs so he kinda knew i didnt mean it well....i hope lol
Izuation 0
Lol!!! Agree with #29, it is very cute. ((:
jessiixcore 0
I do this all the time by accident. :) hurray for social awkwardness.
ashiiya 0
Wow, I'm sure it was just a mistake and was simply a slip of the tongue, but you really should try and be a bit more careful XDDD honestly, I can't say I understand since I never say those things to anyone besides my boyfriend, but hope nothing bad happened after that XD
Lisa89 3
meh, they won't hold it against you for your job
ANimeNeKoChik 0
this made me laugh out loud, good job, that doesnt happen much
anon24601 0
Don't worry, it happens to the best of us ;D I've done that before. I've also come really close to ending a phone call with "Amen" instead of "Bye" hahaha.
youshitme 9
That's great. I said that to someone on the phone at the bank yesterday accidently
khujo97 0
yea that happens to me all the time it's reaction since I spend most of the time on my phone with my girlfriend lol did u get the job still?