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Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to the flowering plant my passive-aggressive mother gave me for Christmas. I take two different antihistamines daily for my numerous allergies all year round, and my mother knows this is why I don't have house plants. She said, "You better not get rid of it!" I think she hates me. FML
Tell your mom you are getting rid of it. If she nags you tell her tough shit. If that doesn't work make a film of you tossing it out, pan the camera back to you and flip it the bird. Then send that to her.
So did you get rid of it? I would have, and would make sure my mother knew it as well.
Over water it so it dies. Oopsies!