Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
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Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
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MoonyIce 0
Maybe he'll find it endearing - or at least amusing. At the very least, you won't come off as a tight-ass.
Zoockey 5
ouch dude.. Ouch I hope he does love you now tho ;)
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Comments (49)
ChicaChica5683 0
haha I've accidently done something like that before.
dont_stop_believ 0
I so that all the time! when I leave somewhere I say love you bye baha
GuitarSauce 0
I've done that before, lol.
BoldfaceMatteo 0
I do that all the time one time I said that to my neighbor on accident she's 70 yrs old
FallenNevermorE 0
lol I've done tht b4 Xd
TheOtherMakona 0
I've done this with multiple friends before. It is the awkward situation I hate most. You have my sympathy OP.
babyguns143 5
What kind of cafe requires a resume? I'm assuming by your ditziness you weren't applying for management.
Soap0015 8
don't think you'll make that mistake again. :)
cheflife 7
Pretty sure I tell my coworkers I love them more than I tell family and friends...hopefully he got a good laugh