By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
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Cbizzlez 10

You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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jrugg15 5

Today, I'm a moronic loser. **** MY life.

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wolverine47 10

Where's the "your vocabulary sucks" button?

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xRezSynn 15

At least...you were being flirted with...

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Futacy 29

Lucky you! Whenever I get flirted with, I usually have to use urban dictionary.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Baby, can I be your derivative? I wanna lie tangent to your curves.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

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TheDrifter 23

Care to study the friction coefficient of knotted silk rope? Perhaps the molecular density of chloroform? No? Damn.

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Werken247 14

@63 Nylon rope is better, just saying

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