Leave me alone!

By mattrd - 06/11/2021 08:00

Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML
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Maybe when he begs for an AR-15 next time, you'll have the spine to say no. Now, I'm going to make my guesses: 1. Aaron Rodgers 2. Snooki 3. The Squid Games circle mask dudes. I hope I win! And please let the prize be a Shakeweight.

Quite simply put, he should lose the toy gun. When I gave my kid a nerf gun, there were talks about safety both for real and fake guns. Part of that was “don’t shoot the dogs, don’t shoot anyone in the head, and don’t shoot anyone not willing participating in a battle, and don’t point the gun at anything you don’t plan to shoot.”

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Maybe when he begs for an AR-15 next time, you'll have the spine to say no. Now, I'm going to make my guesses: 1. Aaron Rodgers 2. Snooki 3. The Squid Games circle mask dudes. I hope I win! And please let the prize be a Shakeweight.

Quite simply put, he should lose the toy gun. When I gave my kid a nerf gun, there were talks about safety both for real and fake guns. Part of that was “don’t shoot the dogs, don’t shoot anyone in the head, and don’t shoot anyone not willing participating in a battle, and don’t point the gun at anything you don’t plan to shoot.”

It's "don't point the gun at anything you don't plan to kill."

You giveth the toy, you can taketh the toy away.