Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
fuckit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Anonymous
Staten Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Very posh
Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!
tgm0112 0
#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.
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Comments (65)
hyphymowgli 0
Hyperventilation is the key to Masturbation but hey who needs that lol
verno02 0
oh dear
shadowskater 0
god, condoms expire? after how long?
TehOnionUser 0
Yay, I feel sorry for you, but don't worry, it will come. Just don't try to get sex for every price. Pimps and womanizers are idiots in the eyes of cultivated society, so don't feel depressed because the others don't know better fun than sex. There are much better things in life, if you don't see them, I am sorry for you again.
kesha_fml 0
hey, I am addicted too hun
simmykins 0
Sucks for you!
what_the_fail 0
win ^
jerry10394 0
go get laid you pussy. seriously who doesn't get laid ??
clarkey 0
don't waste them just have posh w**ks
RoflCopterKing 0
sucks for you man :(