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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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perdix 31

Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!

tgm0112 0

#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.

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XaosZaleski 0

@11 fails at tr0lling

faceblaster3 1

well go to the clinc and they will give you a bag full of them for free

BlackScorpionAng 0

Are you for real? Guys don't sit around clinics just to get condoms... condoms are too inexpensive for them to go through the trouble, so a guy whipping out a clinic issued condom would be a bad sign in my opinion. You know, that he was at the clinic for other reasons and the condoms were an after thought.

movies12 0

Today, my boyfriend and I desided to have sex 4 the first time... let's just say I am allergic to latex FML :(

ClownSmilely 0

getting laid is easy.....just go to craigslist ...lol

Intoxicunt 6

Then he better hope those condoms are lava-coated titanium, seeing as how no woman with fewer than 200 past sexual partners would ***** herself on Craigslist. OP: I'm in the same position, except I haven't the heart to throw them away. Maybe I'll use them as balloons.

perdix 31

Toxi, they'd probably pop after 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi! :)

why_me725 0

Wow that sucks, wish we were friends. My boyfriend and I never have enough condoms... ^_^

TehOnionUser 0

Yeah, I bet this will help his mood really much.

caleb_9756 14

That's much a lot of so bad grammar. Had to do that, it reminded me of the doge meme

shakenbake93 0

****! condoms expire???

Pew_Headshot 0

haha I thought the same thing. shit.

Mx_Rider 6

1 go to a party 2 get f'd up 3 find a girl thats f'd up as well 4 have some fun with her. and hope to god u get to pound some vag tonight ;D

grim0925 0

i feel sorry for the ppl commenting that they didnt know condoms expire.

Mx_Rider 6

true ^^^^^^^^ dam virgins

Thhe 0

@18 that only works if you have World Series tickets XD