Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
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Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, my 5-year-old cousin came over. We were on the trampoline in my backyard when he fell off and started crying and screaming. While I was trying to comfort him, my mom came out yelling at me for "pushing him off the trampoline" and grounded me for a month. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
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Nbrandwine 7
So much for doing something nice.
spaboolly 26
I'm sorry you had to deal with that, OP. It's not your responsibility to parent him. And it sounds like your parents aren't very dedicated to the task either.
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dhaxor 9
Well now you should sell his ass into slavery and be rid of him. (And make a buck or two)
XxskyelovexX 13
My question is, how did you type this if you are grounded for two months? When I'm grounded, I get absolutely everything taken away. No phone, no tv, no I-pod, no computer
Mearemoi 14
Different parents have different definitions of grounded. When I'm grounded, the only thing I don't have access to is the computer.
theannak 7
If he's gonna say you punched him when you didn't, and you're going to get into trouble for something you didn't do, might as well punch him and yell "NOW I CAN BE GROUNDED" that way it's worth it to you, he learns not to lie about you hittin him, and your parents are dignified in punishing you.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
Do something really mean like take his favorite toy when he's not looking and toss it. Just make sure nothing can be traced to you.
JustTemporary 24
Just punch him for real.
HunterAlpha1 8
speaking from the viewpoint of a younger sibling, i-- hm, actually there's no way i can excuse your brother's behavior.
doby199 6
My little sister used to do stuff like that! And now that we are both adults she admitted it to my parents
kiki0983 5
I would actually punch him. Make the punishment fit the crime.
Cinn_fml 23
Surely in this case it would be making the crime fit the punishment..?
Sir_Swaggington 6
Welp, you might as well punch him for real now.
KiddNYC1O 22
Humiliate him by peeing in the pool next to him and point at him.