Animals, Dogs, Awkward and Religion: Every dog has its day - FML

Every dog has its day

By bad bad bad bad idea - 28/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, I had to very seriously and very slowly explain to my friend why having a bat mitzvah for her dog was a very ignorant and insulting idea. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 28 January 2022 14:30

Your friend is such a dummy. Everyone knows that dogs can't read Hebrew. They can only read English! Hahaha! Besides, dogs don't even like fountain pens!

HokieJ 10

Sunday 30 January 2022 1:47

Might you suggest a bark mitzvah?

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 28 January 2022 14:30

Your friend is such a dummy. Everyone knows that dogs can't read Hebrew. They can only read English! Hahaha! Besides, dogs don't even like fountain pens!

jobekka 20

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Friday 28 January 2022 16:45

why? who is she hurting?

Decipherme 11

Friday 28 January 2022 17:07

Ha! Because they actually mean so much👍🏻🤔🤣

kevinwm0 14

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Saturday 29 January 2022 21:56

Of course - everyone knows they're only for bats! Seriously though, I'm sorry to hear that he made light of a ceremony that's very important to you, perhaps you could suggest having his cat take communion or sign up for confirmation?

HokieJ 10

Sunday 30 January 2022 1:47

Might you suggest a bark mitzvah?

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