Love, Intimacy, Sex and Dating: Nice try, loverboy

Nice try, loverboy

By Gina - 08/04/2022 22:00

Today, my date cried because his mom recently died. Of course, I was sympathetic because I'm a nice person, but he tried to leverage my sympathy into a blowjob in the restaurant toilet. Since we "obviously weren't going to work as a real couple", it was apparently "the least I could do to make him feel better." Creep. FML

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Thaylok 13

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Friday 8 April 2022 22:06

"Boys will lie to you to get what they want." I have told my daughter this for years. It stinks he pushed that situation. You do what is right and don't fall for that. Yes he was being a creep.

SamanthaThe1st 22

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Saturday 9 April 2022 0:59

"KEVIN STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD SO GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU"

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Thaylok 13

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Friday 8 April 2022 22:06

"Boys will lie to you to get what they want." I have told my daughter this for years. It stinks he pushed that situation. You do what is right and don't fall for that. Yes he was being a creep.

SamanthaThe1st 22

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Saturday 9 April 2022 0:59

"KEVIN STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD SO GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU"

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 9 April 2022 1:23

Did you think that just saying, "There, there" and offering him a hot beverage was going to be enough? If you had given him toilet head, you'd either have a ghost or a stalker. Or someone who criticizes your crapper pole-smoking skills. I hope the food was good.