Nice try, loverboy

By Gina - 08/04/2022 22:00

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Today, my date cried because his mom recently died. Of course, I was sympathetic because I'm a nice person, but he tried to leverage my sympathy into a blowjob in the restaurant toilet. Since we "obviously weren't going to work as a real couple", it was apparently "the least I could do to make him feel better." Creep. FML
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"Boys will lie to you to get what they want." I have told my daughter this for years. It stinks he pushed that situation. You do what is right and don't fall for that. Yes he was being a creep.

"KEVIN STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD SO GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU"

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"Boys will lie to you to get what they want." I have told my daughter this for years. It stinks he pushed that situation. You do what is right and don't fall for that. Yes he was being a creep.

"KEVIN STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD SO GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU"

Did you think that just saying, "There, there" and offering him a hot beverage was going to be enough? If you had given him toilet head, you'd either have a ghost or a stalker. Or someone who criticizes your crapper pole-smoking skills. I hope the food was good.

I bet his mom conveniently died every time the date's not going so well.

You went on a dating with Barney Stinson… or Joey Tribbiany

You went on a dating with Barney Stinson… or Joey Tribbiany