By silent one - 12/09/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML
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Naitras 15
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Why bother? It's apparent they don't care about it

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tsume24 3

if I were you I'd be trying to make mine louder than theirs.

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Naitras 15
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Why bother? It's apparent they don't care about it

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EvilPotato 14
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Have really loud farts from now on.

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krazy_glu3 0

Thong = silencer. They make em for men and women. Try it out.

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AnonymousTroll 2
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Here no evil, speak of no evil.

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_Oblivion_ 12
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Try tuning your hearing aids down

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FFPulley 9
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You must set the farts free! They should not be contained.

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MaCOOLiT 5
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Never hold your farts in. It goes back up to your stomach then up to your brain. Thats where the shitty ideas come from. LOL

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sasha_kay 4
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Lol seriously!

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opendoorclosed 8
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Buy a megaphone and fart through it in max volume.

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abbyelizabeth 9
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39- I wish you didn't add LOL, it would have been much more amusing. :'(

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PutItIn 8
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10-37 are now #losing

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KushMastaDisasta 3
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73- This isn't twitter. you also lose.

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tjv3 10

yeah why bother it's your apartment and you can fart if you want to

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hockey199813 5
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Of course not

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tsume24 3

2 - if a bear shits in a forest, and no one's around to smell it, are you still a moron?

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tsume24 3

if I were you I'd be trying to make mine louder than theirs.

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slipknotz 0
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To be honest I'd get a megaphone and let one rip lol ;)

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iam_yummylicious 12
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If I were them I would move into a more soundproof apartment. If you can hear someone's farts...

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tsume24 3

61 - but where would the fun be in that? hell, I'd be competing with that neighbor like it was the penis game.

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iam_yummylicious 12
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IDK. You would also hear them taking shits, having sex, masturbating, arguing, etc.

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tsume24 3

that's life for you.

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whited666 0
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At least you don't smell them

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DjeePee 24
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Maybe they would stop making terrible loud farts if they were aware you could hear them. Or maybe you should simply accept the fact that people fart, and stop stifling them.

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rhysfucker 24
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Writes the girl in the gas mask. : )

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DjeePee 24
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I'm always prepared for FML's like this.

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rebekahah 7

Lol OP's username "silent one"

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mea_iloveskiing 26
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Obviously they can hear anything, so farts aren't the biggest problem.

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kkmwong 11
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Fap fap fap.

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Cappiej 18
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You could have heared other things....

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WallyTheWombat 0

Lol heared

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ImmaB3AST 7

If I were you I'd turn it into a competition.

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ruthchun92 2
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...did you read the fml?

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