By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

FML Team, I request a WTF button.


Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

What?! I don't take you seriously!

That0therguy 4

Go elsewhere spoonz. We don't serve your kind here.

The things some people do for weed....

Was he hot?

wow hahaha he needs a brain

MissBunnyWillEat 11

He was weighing it

You means his balls are his brain?

Never let it be said that anything gets past 126 XD

MissBunnyWillEat 11

126- You catch on quick, bud.

eharmonee 0

136 you kinda look like Kesha in your pic(:

TrollisMe 5

It's all in his head...

170 - Yeah, the little head.

Tell "Two hung low" he is nuts.

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Flatmate is what Roommates are called in Britain

Haha ur so freaking funny

Makes sense gunna have to try it

OP didn't have the balls to try it

lol gotta love those bad puns

TheRealHouse 7

Puns are bad mmmmkay

Not the brightest crayon in the box I see...

He's more on the side of bear hug brown or grotesque grey than super happy yellow or even a vivid violet :o

Capt_Oblivious 10

Probably more like the white crayon, there to take up space and give the illusion of more, but pretty useless and non functional in reality.

StopDropNRoll 11

What if they only have black paper to write on?

More like...not the biggest ball in the sac. Yeah, that's right.

maybe he meant chesticles...breast health is important.

nonelikeworms 0

I need to start doing that.........

By that he means your boobs

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter

Il lol when retards like you get it

StopDropNRoll 11

Nope it's not. But weighing your nuts to check for it is pretty funny =D