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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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Jovecove 13

FML Team, I request a WTF button.

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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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Spoonz 4

What?! I don't take you seriously!

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That0therguy 4

Go elsewhere spoonz. We don't serve your kind here.

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ReptarSwag 4

The things some people do for weed....

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chuchurocket 4

Was he hot?

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thisisLAUREN 0

wow hahaha he needs a brain

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

He was weighing it

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zojieeu 6

You means his balls are his brain?

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DynamicDave 11

Never let it be said that anything gets past 126 XD

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

126- You catch on quick, bud.

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eharmonee 0

136 you kinda look like Kesha in your pic(:

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TrollisMe 5

It's all in his head...

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QuisMysterium 4

170 - Yeah, the little head.

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FarSide 22

Tell "Two hung low" he is nuts.

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flyingone 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Brool_Story_Co 17

Flatmate is what Roommates are called in Britain

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lulupookiepoo 0

Haha ur so freaking funny

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Jaguar1234 0

Makes sense gunna have to try it

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thisisafunnyname 12

OP didn't have the balls to try it

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jewclops 6

lol gotta love those bad puns

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TheRealHouse 7

Puns are bad mmmmkay

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twofirstnames 12

Not the brightest crayon in the box I see...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

He's more on the side of bear hug brown or grotesque grey than super happy yellow or even a vivid violet :o

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Probably more like the white crayon, there to take up space and give the illusion of more, but pretty useless and non functional in reality.

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StopDropNRoll 11

What if they only have black paper to write on?

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sadistmonkey 19

More like...not the biggest ball in the sac. Yeah, that's right.

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ruthchun92 2

maybe he meant chesticles...breast health is important.

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nonelikeworms 0

I need to start doing that.........

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Ohmie 5

By that he means your boobs

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marod02 0

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter

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RuCheezBurger 10

Il lol when retards like you get it

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StopDropNRoll 11

Nope it's not. But weighing your nuts to check for it is pretty funny =D

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