Intimacy: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They... - FML

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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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sapm90 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:05

did they have to use their oxygen tanks midway?

lilian96 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:15

thanks #79 :( & same here #103 you comment will pop up in my mind everytime i eat pizza .

FMLgirl_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:37

i think that was cute... old ppl acting like young ppl do all the time.. how many of you ppl who live at home wait for your parents go to sleep... or room mate or whoever. people in their 70's have more sex then those in their 30's statistically speaking... mainly because the kids are out of the house with their own families. i could just picture grandma looking over and being like "sweety are you sleeping" no reply. and she turns to Gramps and says "ok hun, lets put that viagra to work" HA HA

kates_07 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:58

hahaha omg lmao!!

Sakeyaki 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:03

Mmm, old people sex.

Demetra_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:54

At least they still got pizazz!

nudgie 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:46

Good for them that they could do it for that long, but bad for you that you had to pretend to be asleep while they did. No one should have to watch 70 year old people having sex...ewwww(uncontrollable shivers).

daninatoreloaded 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:10

Two 70 year olds lasted 20 min..? Nice.

jara9801 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:35

That's prob the worst one I've heard yet, Sorry!!

briiittxxhc 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:58

Oh man. I feel sorry for you. I would be scarred for life. Ew.

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